The Healthy My Ass Cookbook

Screaming Orgasm

A creamy drink that goes down good.

Ingredients:

Directions:

Add the Bailey's Irish Cream, Amaretto, Cream and Club Soda to a shaker along with ice.  Shake then strain into a 6 ounce or larger on the rocks glass.  Serve.

Notes:

There are lots of recipes on the internet for this and most include Kahlua.  This recipe was given to me by a flight attendant back in the days when AT&T flew us first class.  She asked me what I wanted to drink before we took off and I simply said, surprise me.  She asked if I'd ever had a screaming orgasm, to which I said yes, but what are you going to give me to drink to go with it?  After a few of them I confessed to her that those were my first screaming orgasms from a woman.

Then she wrote down this recipe for me: 2 parts Bailey's Irish Cream, 1 part Amaretto, a splash of Cream and a splash of Club Soda.  I guess she figured that since I was gay I'd appreciate the recipe for a screaming orgasm more than I would receiving one from a woman.