The Healthy My Ass Cookbook

Bloody Mary A vodka drink mixed with tomato juice as an excuse to drink at breakfast.

El Presidenté A fruity alcoholic beverage that will catch up to you.

Hot Crocked Buttered Rum Great in the Winter and guaranteed to get you crocked

Purple Cow A Grape Juice Float that Grandma made for me.

Screaming Orgasm A creamy drink that goes down good.

Strawberry Blow Job A sweet treat combining strawberry and coffee flavors that will get you both buzzed and fat.